testicular pendulitis

Referring to the situation of an old man wearing a speedo.

Doesn't that old man know that no one wants to see his testicular pendulitis? He should put some normal trunks on for God's sake!

by WhiskeyNick June 24, 2007

testicicle

when you first tea-bag cold water, resulting in shrinkage and a retreat of your raisins back into your bread.

Lake Superior is so damn cold, as soon as I waded in I intstantly had testicicles.

by SeaAlgae August 14, 2006

Test tube ass nigga

An immature male that is not street smart and cannot properly take care of himself. They generally are mama's boys, fuckboys, and not wearing the pants in relationships etc.

Someone oughta to teach that test tube ass nigga how to make his own money. 24 and still sitting on the couch and smoking all day smh.

by DaisySunshyne May 29, 2019

Teslaphobia

A deep and abiding fear of Teslas.

We noticed that when little Albert was only about two years old that he was already suffering with severe Teslaphobia.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

Testicular Stand-off

When 2 or more male personnel’s grab and cuff-link their balls to fight to the death, while only using their cuffed balls as weapons. No other gestures can be implemented during this show down.

When I went to my friends house, my two friends got into an implication In regards to feeling if their manhood was threatened. This altercation was then settled by having a testicular Stand-off.

by Mau-Man October 16, 2020

Fork Test

A visual assessment one makes when determining if a minor, typically an underage girl, is worth the risk of incarceration in exchange for an evening of debauchery.

Look at her through the fork, and if she still looks good through the 'bars', then it's worth the risk.

Man, that Hannah Montana is pretty hot. I'd hit that.
Dude! You know she's Jail Bait, right?
Nah, man. She totally passes the Fork Test.

by DarthIbis November 1, 2010

spelling test

An extremery easy test which you have the answers before you take the test.

That spelling test was freakin' easy!!!

by mommy's friend March 25, 2013