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facebook taper

The diminishment of a conversation to shorter and shorter sentences on facebook. Usually the conversation is between two people who, over the course of the exchange, realize they have little to say to each other.
After I noticed our convo turning into a facebook taper, I realized I probably shouldn't have added my 8th grade lab partner.
by jahscii November 4, 2009
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Snatch Trapper

A women who often interferes with other women trying to have consensual sex with men.
Suzie is not going to the club with us, she is such a snatch trapper.
by longrod vonbigdong March 21, 2011
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Brown Tipper

A male with a penchant for anal sex. Prefers anal over vaginal sex.
I really like Roger but he’s a brown tipper and well....my back door is exit only.
by Eaton Holgoode December 2, 2017
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Brown Hill Topper

When you take a dump that isn't diarrhea but also isn't a hard log; it's in between the two, almost like a mud-like liquid. It builds up into the form of a hill, and it grows so large that it surfaces above the water. Hence, creating the "Brown Hill Topper".
Dude, last night I had the biggest Brown Hill Topper!!!
by AznPersuazion69 January 21, 2011
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taper

my hairstyle, 360 waves, usually drives african american women to want to put their hands on.
$15 tapers at Dynasties in Maywood, IL
by Abbott Brooks February 18, 2004
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taper

A type of haircut. white folks look stupid with them.
Who told that white boy to get a taper.
by gregory June 9, 2003
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Ringwood tree topper

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.
Miguel like to get the Ringwood tree topper after Jenifer eats lots of tacos.
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