A cracker (white nigga) that speaks his own language sometimes but over all is kinda chill. Careful, he can be easily aggravated and shatter your fucking ribcage. Each encounter has a 1/300 of an attack occurring, so the chances are slim but never none. Talan may also be part dolphin but no lab samples have ever came back positive. Side effects of prolonged talan exposure include but are not limited to, increased racism, loss of brain cells, increase in homosexual tendencies, and decrease in will to live.
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I didn’t cry when the relationship ended. I just sat there, feeling this... telanesis. It hurt, but it also felt like I could finally breathe again.
by TiTilda July 28, 2025
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Talan! *squeak squeak *
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Get the Aniket Talanki mug.Someone tweeted out that Taesan would’ve been better in TWS and that he’s wasted in Boynextdoor , TWS is a cute group, Taesan’s whole appearance is dark and gloomy and he does not in fact fit in TWS at all. When Taesan is dressed all dark (basically his dressing style) , people make the joke of “ look it’s tws taesan” making fun of the original tweet.
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