TWS is short form meaning Typical Woman Syndrome.

Typical Woman Syndrome is most often brought on by absolutely anything.
Symptoms include continual moaning, unexplained shouting and arguing, random mood swings and extreme unwarranted jealousy and or hatred for others.

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

Acronym for Texting While Shitting. This is done when you're bored in the bathroom, but have already read the backs to all of your shampoo, conditioner, and any other products in your bathroom.

Texting While Shitting
when you're taking a big dump and you text other people who are taking big dumps

Acronym for That Would Suck, a phrase that describes situations that would suck to be in.

Totally Wickedly STONED. well medicated.

Third Wheel Syndrome - occurs when spending any period of time with a couple, especially if they are fans of PDA (public displays of affection)