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TWS is short form meaning Typical Woman Syndrome.

Typical Woman Syndrome is most often brought on by absolutely anything.
Symptoms include continual moaning, unexplained shouting and arguing, random mood swings and extreme unwarranted jealousy and or hatred for others.
'Gah fuck! She's TWS'ing everywhere'
by Something Tovey April 17, 2010
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Acronym for Texting While Shitting. This is done when you're bored in the bathroom, but have already read the backs to all of your shampoo, conditioner, and any other products in your bathroom.
Nick: TWS Announcement: I didn't eat any corn!
Chris: Sick.
Nick: Just kidding, I DID eat corn.
by Aphetor March 08, 2010
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Acronym for That Would Suck, a phrase that describes situations that would suck to be in.
Annie and Emma were watching a horror movie when the main character got his head chopped off.
"TWS!" Emma exclaimed.
by emmawemawoo November 17, 2008
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Texting While Shitting
when you're taking a big dump and you text other people who are taking big dumps
(texting convo)
Deb: I am SO TWS right now
Grace: dude, sames!
Deb: great minds think alike!
by looz4lyfe April 26, 2011
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Third Wheel Syndrome - occurs when spending any period of time with a couple, especially if they are fans of PDA (public displays of affection)
Adam: So, did you have fun with Greg and Sarah today?

Nick: No, not at all, i was suffering from TWS the whole time
by fgrabbit June 02, 2010
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TWS stands for "tonight we slay". Can be said on a night out when you want to have a good time, or when you are trying to pursue someone that you're interested in going home with. TWS is an attempt to get people into a good mood on a night out.
Hey guys, TWS???? its going to be a good one!!

Person A: Mate, I seriously want to get with someone tonight.
Person B: Yeah mate don't worry TWS.
by slayingthegame November 12, 2018
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