swing a cat

It derives from the British Royal Navy when the punishment of whipping with a cat of nine tails was administered on the poop or upper deck of a ship as on the main decks below there wasn't room to swing a cat

i.e. a confined space may be defined as not having enough room to swing a cat

by Bob Ventham May 4, 2008

Sex Swing

A type of harness specifically for the purpose of sexual intercourse in which one partner is suspended, either above a bed or in a clear area, while the other moves freely. Though there is considerable variety, most common sex swings have a sling for the back, another for the butt & stirrups for each leg, which can be adjusted. Some models are suspended from a bunjie or spring to provide bounce.

1) kid: Sweet! your step-mom has a swing in her bedroom!
friend: ya but she won't ever let me use it. Let's go watch SpongeBob.

2) Sex in the City Guy: Do you swing?
Girl: you mean with other couples?
Guy: No, I mean SWING...

3) Honey let's use the sex swing tonight, I want to try a new position.

by Socata September 14, 2007

which way do you swing

This is a reference as to which sexuality a person is. It's a lowkey way of asking if a person is gay, straight, or any other sexuality in between.

John: Hey, you're really cute. Which way do you swing?
Amanda: I'm more into girls. Sorry I swing that way.

by YouCantHandleThisPseudonym June 17, 2017

Swing

Possibly the greatest music form of all time. Originated in the early 1920's, originated from early jazz types and strong African-American influence. Strong comeback of Swing occured in 1998 with bands like the Cherry Poppin Daddies and The Straycats.

"Whacha listen' to?"
"Some awesome Swing!"

by Eric R. April 25, 2005

swine

An officer of the law. Negative connotation.

Yeah, that swine gave me a ticket for going 2 miles over the speed limit in Jacksonville!

by Bungalow Bill December 31, 2001

Swine Flu

Just another one of the governments experiments on population contol. See AIDS and Taco Bell.

The government realized that the population was getting too large, and would cause people to starve. In an effort to aviod this, they created the virus AIDS. Well, that dosen't kill enough people, so then they created Taco Bell, but thats not killing as much as it is causing diareaha. Aha! They have a new idea. They created the Swine Flu virus and blamed it on Mexico! It's a win-win! (Or is it?)

Wash your hands, and keep clean. Don't be another victim of the government.

by Dewit April 30, 2009

swing that neck

To give someone head

"Sandy Gonna swing that neck for spongebob"

by Nickolodeon May 14, 2016