by Robert October 18, 2003
Get the Serph mug.A lizard like being, with large red lizard-like eyes. The Serpentine Unicorn has the general body of a regular horse, except instead of fur, it is covered with hardened red scales. Three horns can be found on the Serpentine Unicorn. One on the head, and two on the tail, to be used as a main weapon. The tail of a Serpentine Unicorn is longer and thicker than the tail of a regular Unicorn.
In earlier periods of Human History, the Serpentine Unicorn was classified as a dinosaur. Now we know better, and the Serpentine Unicorn is officially classified as a member of the Unicorn species.
The Serpentine Unicorn is a much darker being than it's mammalian counterpart. The forked tongue and glowing eyes offer no evolutionary benefit, but instead make the being more intimidating to those capable of differenciating between good and evil. The Serpentine Unicorn can and will hurt you, and your loved ones using a special kind of photographic memory, in which it steals your photo album and tracks down everyone in it.
In earlier periods of Human History, the Serpentine Unicorn was classified as a dinosaur. Now we know better, and the Serpentine Unicorn is officially classified as a member of the Unicorn species.
The Serpentine Unicorn is a much darker being than it's mammalian counterpart. The forked tongue and glowing eyes offer no evolutionary benefit, but instead make the being more intimidating to those capable of differenciating between good and evil. The Serpentine Unicorn can and will hurt you, and your loved ones using a special kind of photographic memory, in which it steals your photo album and tracks down everyone in it.
The Serpentine Unicorn gracefully slaughtered a tribe of elves, and set fire to the home of a peaceful dwarf family.
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George: "Did you see that Unicorn?"
Bill: "I believe it was a Serpentine Unicorn."
George: "Why?"
Bill: "Because my left arm and leg are now missing."
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George: "Did you see that Unicorn?"
Bill: "I believe it was a Serpentine Unicorn."
George: "Why?"
Bill: "Because my left arm and leg are now missing."
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by SIRLICKSITRITE October 7, 2010
Get the lurpee slerpee mug.While you are having sex with your girl, you call out to her "my serpentine""you are my serpentine", meaning she's your woman and a woman devoid of any sexual restraints, at that moment.
by Roberto - Sydney October 12, 2013
Get the Serpentine mug.SPERPES refers to an outbreak of herpes amongst the brothers of Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity, hence the SPE - ERPES.
The brothers of the SigEp chapter at Vanderbilt University all contracted SPERPES from their groupies.
by SPERP April 26, 2007
Get the SPErpes mug.When a man fucks a womens gauged tongue, busts a nut down her throat, and rips her tongue in two creating a serpent effect!
guess what peter?
What?
I gave my women the serpents tongue the other day and she almost killed me! But it was awesome!
Hell yeah, that's fuckin sweet.
What?
I gave my women the serpents tongue the other day and she almost killed me! But it was awesome!
Hell yeah, that's fuckin sweet.
by insideyamembrane January 1, 2012
Get the Serpents Tongue mug.After we hit the bong, out ROTC roomate would be our sherpa on our adventures to get food/drink at the local eatery/watering hole.
by CP A620 April 3, 2005
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