swaffelen

a NYC reinvention of the dutch word used to describe the act of leaning forward, when a subway passenger is seated directly in front of you, so that your crotch is directly in their face.

"Don't swaffelen me, there's plenty of room on the train!" LiLi shouted at the creepy man standing in front of her.

Sitting on the train, the sudden jolt of the subway caused the man to fall forward, temporarily swaffelening poor Rose.

by lilajane November 18, 2011

steff

The act of not being able to keep one's food in one's mouth.

OMG you've steffed again.

by magicbeansmagicbeansmagicbeans February 6, 2008

sneff

Permanent loss of smell, loss of the ability to sniff, as in deaf.

This person usually has bad personal hygiene, due to a lack of awareness.
A temporary version is known as the 'sneffles'
Someone who doesn't smell the worst fart ever, esp. if they 'dealt' it.

Lola: "These roses smell delicious."
Bruce: "I don't care, I'm sneff, but they look pretty."

Lola: "My dog's got no nose"
Bruce: "That's no good."

Lola: "Bruce, you sick bastard, did you make that smell?"
Bruce: "No, but I did fart awhile back, is that what you mean?"

by Rupelj May 10, 2010

Steffan

1. The term for the tip of a rectum.
2. The term used for a boxer dog species.

Have you seen my steffan

by British Dog Foundation June 3, 2009

Sheffizle-ism

A religion that honors a big, purple dinosoar. Roots come from a certain fly white history teacher somewhere in the northeastern U.S.

I practice Sheffizle-ism during period 8/9 and I dig it, yo.

by Ashley-izzle July 29, 2008

swaffoe

a bum that is hiding under a rock with a crackpipe

look its a swaffoe he sleeps underneath a newspaper

by swaff1 May 19, 2007

Sheffield Sick Pie

Following the Sheffield Shagpile, the partner being shagged in the ass, who now finds sick in their hair and dripping down their face, after they shat on their partner, also throws up combining the sick with that of their partners. Unfortunately there is no easy means of cleaning this up so you take the plunge and eat this Sheffield Sick Pie.

Oli had done a Sheffield Shagpile with Ben and now feels ill as Bens sick is dripping down his chin. Oli is sick into the sick that belongs to Ben, but his water has been cut off and he has no way of cleaning the mess. Oli decides it is best to have a Sheffield Sick Pie as his real lover Russ is due round later.

by kjk72 October 8, 2008