shmee

a sound to indicate huge excitement.

me:shmee! i heard the most amazing thing yesterday!
friends: what??!!

by k8y January 21, 2006

Shmeef

A black jew

Lenny Kravits is the most famous shmeef.

by kevin thomas smith July 13, 2009

shmeebs

man boobs. if you think other wise you are totally stupid

holy shit look at that fat pig! he has shmeeb!

by toco May 23, 2004

shmeed

smokeable substance, slang also for Vagina and the name of several pets around the globe.

"Dude are you going to spark some of that shmeed up or what?" OR "Do you have any cream? My shmeed really itches!"

by Jennifer August 27, 2003

Shmee

An exclamation used to express the likelihood that a course of action is not worth its effort. The term is loosely synonymous with meh, but with more zest.

"Hey, can you pick me up later on?"

"Shmee..."

by Mike October 17, 2008

Shmeel

A type of creature that is slowly becoming extinct. Most creatures are larger than the normal human but maintain the same shape. 80% are bearded and like to steal flowers.

Jim: Hey, Who's been playing in my garden
Parvez: Look at those footprints it can only be one thing
Jim + Parvez: A Shmeel

by illmatic13 May 11, 2010

shmee

a term you use when you want to get a queers attention.... kinda like a friend of mine by the name of spencer. He is such a shmee.

"Look at that faggot over there"
"yeah he prolly sucks balls"
"talk about a real shmee"

by Slimslope May 18, 2006