stroop

1. The opposite of "slick" or "smooth".

2. To constantly mess up or to have no "skillz".

Damn!, you be stroopin' dawg!

by xsilentxherox July 17, 2005

stool basher

Anal sex indulger,same as a buttfucker,
Stool poker,rectum riddler,chutney ferreter,hershey highwayman.

ERR he's a STOOL BASHER.

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

scrool

Rapidly scrolling text in a chat system, an accidental typo for "scroll" that became popular in the early Apple-II and TRS-80 based serial chat trees like Roundtable.

Still occasionally seen on IRC and web-based chat systems that don't maintain a complete chat history.

Repeat that, it was lost in the scrool!

by Resuna July 22, 2006

Soft Stool

No substance, factual basis or hard evidence with which to confirm one?s position.

Pun referencing the pedestal on which many managers try to stand, and the shite that they spew.

That presentation delivered nothing but soft stool.

by Jonathan D. A. Branch February 3, 2003

Stoolmate

When you and another person are in a public bathroom and both of you are waiting for the other to leave because you both have to poop and would like to poop in peace yet neither of you want to make the first move.

I sat in the walmart bathroom for 20 minutes in a stoolmate with the person next to me because we both needed to poop but neither of us would leave nor start pooping.

by Kaytiekat October 3, 2013

Stool Wizard

A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have magic ears and giant nostrils

See that guy Michael he is a genuine stool wizard

by Crazysteve June 4, 2018

two-stooler

A really fat person.

"See that fat-ass that just walked in?"
"Yeah, she's definitely a two-stooler."

by Prime December 22, 2002