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2. Also, has a second career as a self loathing limosine liberal who has an amazing track record for backing losing candidates.
2. Also, has a second career as a self loathing limosine liberal who has an amazing track record for backing losing candidates.
Kerry: "Oh shit! We got the Springsteen endorsement...talk about the kiss of death!"
KerryAide: "Don't worry sir...I'll get him on the phone and see if I can get him to back Bush"
Springsteen's Answering Machine: "..yeah..this is Bruce..what the fuck do YOU want..I can't come to the phone right now...I'm to busy hating myself...leave a fucking message"
Beeeeppp.
KerryAide: "Don't worry sir...I'll get him on the phone and see if I can get him to back Bush"
Springsteen's Answering Machine: "..yeah..this is Bruce..what the fuck do YOU want..I can't come to the phone right now...I'm to busy hating myself...leave a fucking message"
Beeeeppp.
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