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Springsteen Split

The tendency of a Jersey Rocker's testicles to fall to either side of the zipper or fly of his too-tight acid-wash jeans
"Jon Bon Jovi was totally sportin' the Springsteen Split onstage last night!"
by djslut September 28, 2005
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Bruce Springsteen

1. A great artist who writes and sings some of the best music the world has ever known.
2. Also, has a second career as a self loathing limosine liberal who has an amazing track record for backing losing candidates.
Kerry: "Oh shit! We got the Springsteen endorsement...talk about the kiss of death!"

KerryAide: "Don't worry sir...I'll get him on the phone and see if I can get him to back Bush"

Springsteen's Answering Machine: "..yeah..this is Bruce..what the fuck do YOU want..I can't come to the phone right now...I'm to busy hating myself...leave a fucking message"
Beeeeppp.
by Streamwalker October 14, 2004
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string of pearls

while titty fucking the guy skeets on the girls neck leaving a "string of pearls".
"He convinced me to let him titty fuck me and I let him only if he would give me a string of pearls..."
by Jessica and Jeffrey May 15, 2006
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banjo string

the thin piece of skin surrounding the glans and connecting them to the underside of the foreskin
bryn snapped his banjo string at his party the other night while fucking one of his munters
by phathank&globalhead August 21, 2005
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g-string

A string on a guitar. Not to be confused with the E-String, A-String, D-String, B-String or High E-String
Just twang the G-String!!
by kymcleod October 12, 2003
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Spanish Springs

Prostitute terminology for giving golden showers or watersports.
"FS covered only, BBBJ with CIM 100 roses extra, spanish springs 150 roses extra. Other fetishes open to discussion, no Greek services, please don't ask"
by Lothario the Scandalous August 24, 2011
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Dripping Springs Highschool

Dripping Springs Highschool is full of rich ass white boys and girls with enourmous egos. These spoiled brats beg Mommy Daddy to buy them whatever they desire so they can increase their popularity status. Pot and sex is the only thing the student should focus on.
Rebecca what the fuck! Did you really think you can join our group without going to Dripping Springs Highschool you unorthodox slut!
by Freddy Bumdum May 20, 2018
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