(n.) A story that has been far blown out of proportion. Told by a friend who is apt to embellish major details of a story. Often identifiable by exposure due to simple questioning.
Jim Story:
Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."
Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."
by Russel "Tusner" Banks November 28, 2010
Get the Jim Storymug. the most beautiful movie to ever exist
it's about some guy called jimmy and goat who move to Prague where jimmy meets a girl with some boob nails called cady and Goat gets jealous
it also has this guy called Mathew who gets bullied by these guys for being poor and they ruin his plans for the clock (this old man is building a clock)by making them stinky so he makes a deal with the devil where he gets this fire trim
also, these two guards have a secret gay relationship and the ending is actually insane and it's free on youtube so go watch it I guess
it's about some guy called jimmy and goat who move to Prague where jimmy meets a girl with some boob nails called cady and Goat gets jealous
it also has this guy called Mathew who gets bullied by these guys for being poor and they ruin his plans for the clock (this old man is building a clock)by making them stinky so he makes a deal with the devil where he gets this fire trim
also, these two guards have a secret gay relationship and the ending is actually insane and it's free on youtube so go watch it I guess
by veryreallygood January 15, 2022
Get the Goat storymug. Purposefully creating a large chunk of back-story which has a different tone to a character's defined personality in order to justify a sudden change in behaviour. Often when a character is about to be written out of a TV series.
They just added a load of front-story to her character, she's obviously going to be written out.
Tonight's episode brought in a whole load of front-story.
Tonight's episode brought in a whole load of front-story.
by admiral martinson November 2, 2010
Get the Front-storymug. A feature found in the Snapchat app introduced in 2012
A place where people can post but is not limited to: what kind of stupid music there blasting while driving, how much fun they are having drinking illegally, photos for money, just how generally shit their life is and some sunset everyday and then the story deletes itself in 24 hours thankfully.
A place where people can post but is not limited to: what kind of stupid music there blasting while driving, how much fun they are having drinking illegally, photos for money, just how generally shit their life is and some sunset everyday and then the story deletes itself in 24 hours thankfully.
Scenario 1:
Chick 1: Shit this food look good
Chick 2: Let me put this on my snap story
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Wow these homeless dudes are fighting!
Friend 2: Let me put this on the snap
Scenario 3
Frat boi 1: Wow this party is lit
Frat boi 2: Lets blast chainsmokers and put this on my snap story
Chick 1: Shit this food look good
Chick 2: Let me put this on my snap story
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Wow these homeless dudes are fighting!
Friend 2: Let me put this on the snap
Scenario 3
Frat boi 1: Wow this party is lit
Frat boi 2: Lets blast chainsmokers and put this on my snap story
by Imakedefintionsduringstats July 17, 2017
Get the Snap storymug. Children's Story is a song by Slick Rick. It tells the tragic tale of a 17 year old boy whos attempt to rob an undercover detective end in him pointing a gun at the D.T, the teenager has second thoughts about pulling the trigger and makes a run for it. He then steals a car, which he later crashs yet surviving, he then grabs a pregnant lady and points a gun at her but "Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong, so he let the lady go and he starts to run on". The song ends with the lyrics "He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream, the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream, this ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh, just another case 'bout the wrong path, straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast? Which, in a nutshell, means that the 17 year old boy had been shot after he surrendered and Slick Rick tells the audience not to follow the wrong path.
"Children's Story" appeared in the popular video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, on classic hip hop radio station Playback FM. The song was also featured on the rival True Crime: New York City soundtrack.
"Children's Story" appeared in the popular video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, on classic hip hop radio station Playback FM. The song was also featured on the rival True Crime: New York City soundtrack.
In 1996 Children's Story was redone by Tricky on the album "Nearly God". It was also done by Everlast, released on the album "Eat At Whitey's". This song has also been performed by Mos Def on his collaboration album, "Black Star", with Talib Kweli.
Released: May 2, 1988
Genre: East Coast hip hop
Length: 4:02 (Only around half of this length has speech in it, the other half is just the beat
Label: Def Jam/Columbia
Writer(s): Slick Rick
Released: May 2, 1988
Genre: East Coast hip hop
Length: 4:02 (Only around half of this length has speech in it, the other half is just the beat
Label: Def Jam/Columbia
Writer(s): Slick Rick
by Gangster, gangster ptuh gangster rap August 23, 2007
Get the Children's Storymug. I hate all of Will and Andrew's Snapchat stories. It's just a bunch of asking to tell them to people you know, so they can circle which one they like better...
by YahhhhhhhhBoy January 24, 2017
Get the snapchat storiesmug. by muchomass June 24, 2011
Get the Marty Storymug.