stupid dumbass that should die

a stupid dumbass that looks like nikocado

chloe: you’re such a stupid dumbass that should die!

jacob: i know… im so emo and fat.. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by saturnn <3 October 6, 2022

The Stupid Chair

Any chair (usually of varying quality) that resides outside a ladies dressing room. Typically populated with disgruntled boyfriends/husbands with angry or resigned expressions, surrounded by shopping bags.

"Did you see that guy in the stupid chair? I heard he fell for the 'I'll just be a minute,' gambit."

"Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna hang out in the stupid chair until you're done."

by mdonovan December 8, 2007

Trans-Stupid

It is a primordial fragment from the original "Big Bang" of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid, so uncontaminated by anything else, as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.

So stupid, one could relate such a measurement to a shit-ton, or a fuck-load. Blazing hot, mid-day on mercury stupid.

Jacob: "Pudge, you are so stupid, one might infer you are trans-stupid."
Pudge: "Jacob, what does trans-stupid even mean?"
Jacob: "look in the mirror buddy, look in the mirror."

by 2004 Chevy Tahoe January 16, 2023

buckets of stupid

Adjective describing an extreme level of stupidity. As dumb as they come.

You don't want to talk to them, they're buckets of stupid.

by Syclone July 18, 2006

sack of stupid

someone who is a complete and utter failure as a human being they tend to be; clumsy, slow, not very bright or what some people call touched in the head, you generally tend to ignore what these idiotic people say and try to avoid them at all costs

Guy 1: Man Joe is 12 lbs of stupid in a 2 lbs pail just look at him.
Guy 2: Yea he's one huge sack of stupid
Guy 1: Let's go grab a beer and make fun of him for the next half hour
Guy 2: Hell yea as long as your paying
Guy 1:(under breath) Get a job you cheap ass

by iridebikes:D June 28, 2007

Zero Dark Stupid

Originating from Zero Dark Hundred and the more well known Zero Dark Thirty; All being variations of military timings meaning midnight, or half past midnight.

Zero Dark Stupid is a generalization of these timings, meaning "at some ungodly hour in the morning".

Private Pyle had to get up at zero dark stupid and run laps around the camp, or else the DI would stomp his guts out for being a famf.

by George Clemens January 29, 2019

Special kind of stupid

To go above and beyond the call of duty for the stupid, bringing stupidity to a whole new level! It takes a real special person to make all those around you in awe of how stupid you and your comments or actions are. You are a special kind of stupid.

When Jimbo decided to use a match to look into his gas container to see if it still had gas in it, we realized Jimbo was a special kind of stupid!

by SubSonar May 28, 2022