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Stephen & Brown

1- n. A vaguely dirty synonym for your balls.

2- v. To completely and utterly beat the shit out of someone for trivial reasons. (i.e. a virile power trip)

Etymology- Originates from a Rutherford High School urban legend involving an ultramasculine male by the name of Stephen Brown whom simply stares at opponents in fights until they wither in fear.
Dear god! These jeans have Stephen & Brown in a bloody vicegrip.
by Wynne Sermons November 9, 2007
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Stephen Colbay

Jamal, did you watch Stephen Colbay yesterday?
by Sexual Jesus April 20, 2008
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Stephen Holmes

A very good looking person with crazy hair and rocks on the guitar
Damn! You see that guy's hair!? He's either Asian or a Stephen Holmes!
by Mr. Sex Machine December 29, 2009
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stephenhug

one of those hugs that smashes the breath out of you and causes a cosmic alignment in the stars and an explosion in the asteroid belt, it's that good.
person one: whoa, that was some hug greg gave you, he must have missed you!

person two: yeah, it was definitely a stephenhug!
by princess.duh. August 5, 2011
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Stephen’s way of life

Stephen’s way of life is...
•agree with nothing Daniel says
•only agree with Hosuh and Jay
•Be a psychopath and murder everything and everyone
•make slight flirts toward Hosuh and let no one else flirt with Hosuh
•win at everything.
by OddGhostyBoo! November 3, 2019
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Stephen Harper

1. A right wing Christian Fundamentalist who has been elected as Prime Minister of Canada by supporters of large corporate entities, and average tax payers who were being robbed blind by the previously governing party.

Mr. Harper's main political platform was on government ethics, and was an outspoken critic of Members of Parliament who trade thier party memberships for lucrative cabinet positions (see Belinda Stronach). However, on the very day of being officially sworn in as Prime Minister, Mr. Harper announced his newest Minister of International Trade David Emerson (A Liberal Party MP until that day).

2. A wolf in sheeps clothing.

3. A hypocrite
I just can't trust that man. I think he'll turn into a Stephen Harper.
by JM1000 April 30, 2006
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nobody stepped on it rule

When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that's currently on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.
Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody stepped on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!

R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008
by SmellsPrettyBad March 6, 2008
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