I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

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I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

stabbin 

To have sexual intercourse.

Hey babe wanna catch a stabbin
you up for a stabbin
oooo imma stab you good

stabbin by Revenynt March 12, 2010

stabbity doll 

Creepy-ass antique doll that looks like it will come to life and kill you while you're sleeping. If this thing is in the guest room where you're supposed to sleep, you will *not* be able to fall asleep because you're listening for the tappity tappity of tiny little shoes. Has those creepy eyes that open and shut; one of the eyes is inevitably wonky so it looks like it's winking at you as if to say, "night-night!"

Variation: Stabbity Nana Doll; same thing but with human hair from your dead Nana. Bonus points if said doll has actual human teeth as well.

That stabbity doll I saw on stark. raving. mad. mommy. is the creepiest thing I have seen in the whole history of ever.

stabbity doll by starkravingmadMommy November 19, 2010

Stabenism 

Literally: "Treat others and expect to be treated in return."

A cycle, a revolution. An orbit of treating people. Once you treat another, it will be coming back to you.

"I treated my friend earlier this week, so this weekend I got an unexpected treat when i didn't even expect it. Classic case of Stabenism right there."

Stabenism by Maxwell Stabens May 4, 2009

Stabbing Guts 

A euphemism for fucking.

The odds of my coworker stabbing guts significantly increases after he leaves his tab open to the plethora of sluts he likes to surround himself with.

Stabbing Guts by Carly Wild May 11, 2010

STABBO 

Someone who lures his victims into the boot of his SAAB or Volvo with promises of shiny computer equipment going cheap. He then Stabs and buries them in a shallow grave and posts the pictures on social networking sites.

STABBO went for his tea break and came back somewhat sweaty and with muddy shoes.

STABBO by Touchpad boy October 10, 2011

stabby 

Stabby is a term used to describe individuals who have a strong desire to skulk around in the darkness of night and stab objects with sharp instruments. Often these objects are round and black as they remind the Stabby of their particularly bad experiences when they were small children. Often a Stabby will try and fool you into thinking they are quite intelligent, but close examination will reveal that they are nothing more that a bully looking for a school aged child to tease.

Sorry I am late, my car had an incident with a stabby.

stabby by Kung Of The Duckheads April 15, 2019