Wackford Squares

A British man, who frequently prances around in ridiculous costumes pointing at random people saying, "Ehh was it because of the Mrs. Squares!" Often takes great joy in making a total fool of himself.

Wow, my teacher is the biggest Wackford Squares I have ever seen in my entire high school career.

by Millerpiece September 20, 2005

pumped squirts

the act in which one squirts sexual juices.

I had blue balls all week but finally pumped squirts with some grenade from havannas last night.

by youwouldntlike it November 9, 2010

Juicey squirts

The redefined sexual position of 69 in which the person on top deposits diarrhea while the individual on bottom is orally licking the anus, drinking said excrement.

I just got a shitty perspective of life after my girlfriend gave the Juicey Squirts.

by OPENINSANITY June 19, 2017

Dark Squire

Dark Squire (countable noun, masculine)

A man of such caliber that nobody comes close to matching his unique charm, wit, good looks, physical strength and endurance, intelligence, sexual prowess or chivalry. Men aspire to be like him and women want to be with him. Nobody can unearth the secrets behind his magnetic ways. A studmuffin, only one with a brain and personality to match.

Young man looking over at idol: He's such a Dark Squire, I'll never be able to fill such boots. *sighs in awe, wonder, and a touch of despair*

by NiffuMNeJ November 1, 2009

squire

a derogatory term for a person you know.

oi squire! get the fook off my chair

by davef February 12, 2004

Squirehm.

Squir-em

not many people use this word. It means a man with a penis smaller than 6 inches.

Bob:"Hey bill, look at the guy over there"
Bill:"Oh yeah man he's a real squirehm."

or

Carson:"Man, last night sucked"
Sierra:"Why?"
Carson:"Because Brian was a total squirehm"

by JenTay February 6, 2008

Squirell Murphy

The receiving of, and or, giving of oral copulation on a Gondola. Named for the late S.Murphy and his affinity for "Squirellin' bitches"

Nothing better than a gnargnar powpow day and rounding it off with a good ol Squirell Murphy on the way down!

by Tim Schlossenberger February 10, 2008