squid grip

The act of attaching oneself to an object or person, much like an octopus or squid using the suckers on their tentacles.

"Aren't you gonna get Dave to stop hugging that girl?"
"Nah man, he's squid gripped her, we'll never get him off."

by Thewalis December 27, 2013

Squid boi

a tall and skinny person with a big ass head

Person 1: Holy shit, look at that guy. He's 6"8, weighs 100 pounds, and biggest head I've ever seen.

Person 2: Oh my. He a squid boi.

by BIG SCRAP January 15, 2016

squid testicles

When your dick is slimy, (Lube, anything really that is slimy) Generally pleasing to the girl.

I love my man, he always has squid testicles

by Gamergeneral May 13, 2016

squidbob

squidward and spongbob in the same body

ayy my boy squidbob

by middegree @middegree (twitter) May 10, 2018

squidartha

squidartha is the act where a man moons, but has his penis and balls tucked under the butt cheeks, thus exposing the “squid” from the backside. The meaning of this act represents the belief that life makes no sense, or is non-sensical. It is a direct reference to and reaction of Hermann Hesse’s novel Siddhartha, where self meaning and awareness gets discovered.

When a person on a street hollered “Jesus is the way”, I pulled down my pants and flashed a “squidartha”.

by topo the mouse January 19, 2019

Squid fuck

A very retarded 11 year old got mad at his friend and instead of saying fuck you he said “squid fuck”

Squid fuck

by Skeen peen 69 420 October 26, 2019

Squabed

A unit of measurement to prove to your significant other that you love them most (however much they love you plus one) finally ending the I love you more debate. Must be claimed by one member of couple at begining of relationship.

Annie-"I love you most baby"
Jessie-"Well I love you squabed so all your love for me plus one"

Annie- uggg damnit ok

by Gagerage March 22, 2020