squeege

(1) v. Female ejaculation.
(2) n. Female ejaculate.

(1) "Bix gave her the shocker, and she squeeged all over the place."
(2) "I think Brooks got some squeege on his shirt when he fingered that thirty-something year-old woman."

by Scriptor Metamorphosis November 17, 2007

squeebles

that by which if multiplied by infinity then divided by the quotient of squeebles multiplied by negative infinity results in the end of the universe.

Don't ever try to multiply squeebles by infinity then divide it by squeebles multiplied by negative infinity. Even a mental attempt could be fatal.

by Mathmagician February 8, 2008

squeaky toy

A toy, typically made of rubber or plastic that has a small in one part and is filled with air. When squeezed, it lets out a mildly humorous high pitched "squeak" that gets old really fast. Dogs love them.

"Oh my god take that damn squeaky toy away from the dog. It's driving me insane."

by Lon May 5, 2005

squeebie

high, stoned, or baked. Uncontrollable urges to lay waste to household snacks or powernap on the couch usually follow.

I smoked a couple of bowls of some train wreck and I was super squeebie. Three boxes of oreos and a half gallon of hawaiian punch later I was ready to get high as a giraffes ass again

by goodburger December 30, 2010

sqeek

Someone who is comfortable pooping in public bathrooms

Dude did you see Mary walk into the bathroom and not come out for an hour? She's such a sqeek!

by SmittyWerbenJegerMenJensen(#1) February 18, 2014

Squeaker

An automatic name given to any overweight Guinea Pig!

Person 1: Hey, look at that fat Guinea Pig!

Person 2: That Guinea Pig is such a Squeaker!

by EthanRockZ August 12, 2017

squecktangle

A cross between a square and a rectangle.

Ryan, "Hand me that remote.."
Kelsey, "What does it look like?"
Ryan, "Like a squecktangle.."

by Kelsey Valentino February 1, 2006