squeaky leaky

When you know your shit will inevitably exit your anus as an unexpected liquid mess, but you just keep farting instead. Alternatively, a leaky squeaky is when the feces exit before the gas.

ex. 1 - I hope I don't have a squeaky leaky today.
ex. 2 - I accidentally had a squeaky leaky.
ex. 3 - I feel a squeaky leaky comin'.

by Author1992 August 30, 2019

Squampy

Fishy queef. Very toxic. If inhaled can cause extreme pain in the nostrils and throat. Most of the time it results in loss of sense of smell and a fishy smell on your clothes. If in contact with skin it instantly burns and can cause loss of limbs

Breaking news, a woman in east london has just done an extremely fishy squampy. We would suggest steering clear of that area

by Squampy69 May 7, 2020

Squeaky

Someone who just can't stop squeaking and wheezing at every sentence

"YALL MAT IS SQUEAKY IN VC!"
"STO-*wheeze and squeaks*-OP"
"SHE IS A SQUEAKER"

by DefinitelyNotStape October 13, 2020

Squamous your epithelium

To rub your Skin on to someone else or something

A : If you don't shut up then I'll squamous your epithelium.

B : what.

by Shardavidyalayaeducation November 11, 2021

squamma

A greasy haired middle aged man who looks like snape and lord farquaads child.

That man is looking like a squamma.

by Chitty Barn October 1, 2022

keef squeak

the sound a grinder makes when one spins off the keef container. a different sound from the other parts you spin off. often confused with kief squeak

ah man, i recognize that keef squeak

by bigripsonly69420 December 7, 2018

kief squeak

The distinct sound ones grinder makes when opening the kief chamber of their grinder. Slightly different than the sound of the main chamber of the grinder. Often confused with keef squeak.

Ah man I recognize that kief squeak!

by Ligmataintsixtynine December 7, 2018