Squad Off

When an informal group of individuals (with a common identity and a sense of solidarity) all jack off together, often onto something or someone.

Kelly: I'm going 'round Dylan's later and his squad is going to be there. I'm really hoping they'll squad off all over me.

by BlackPhlomp May 25, 2018

Squadfeed

An elite group that consists only of pure alpha males. Squadfeed is a democratic group that votes people in or out and if you betray the brother hood you will get jumped.

Don't mess with Squadfeed if you want to keep both your arms.

by SquadfeedAlphaMales May 16, 2019

Squabash

Squabash is garlic that falls on your hamster and kills is

*KK throws squabash on mimis cage by accident*
DD*KK SHES GONA DIE*
KK*no she won’t HAHDJCJ*
*both die from laughter*

by Clayyydkcmkcck August 30, 2021

squaddy peak

when someone swings you in valorant and they automatically crouch

oh my god he fucking squaddy peaked me

by Cherry boi January 4, 2023

Side squad

A squad that is not your main squad so the side chick of squads

Sorry im hanging with my side squad today

by Beastmode29 October 5, 2015

surf squad

a group of people (typically teenagers) who smoke e-cigarettes and think they're cool because of it. They'll often post about said "e-cigging" and boast about their actual e-cig contraptions and parts, such as vaporizers or batteries.

Guy 1: Dude, Danny posted another Instagram video with he and his surf squad; they must think they're vape gods or something.
Guy 2: Oh please god, help them; their level of stupidity is painful to witness.

by comeinclutch December 10, 2015

Fraud Squad

Fake people that act like they are squad and down with you no matter what, but when the chips are down they leave you high and dry.

Hey I thought that guy was down, but he's just fraud squad.

by Ol' Steeze January 17, 2016