Oregon fire sprinkler 

When someone with gut issues climbs a 25-foot ladder and shits profuse diarrhea, soaking anyone within a 15-foot radius. Not effective for actual fire control.

“I couldn’t believe what I was seeing! My friend was fixing his roof and let out a massive Oregon fire sprinkler and it got in my mouth!”

Oregon fire sprinkler by S McFace December 31, 2022

sprinkling salt

When someone tries to hate on you or bring you down.

Man I was cracking on Brandy at this party and Rod kept coming over and sprinkling salt on my game.

sprinkling salt by WhiteMike1 January 13, 2017

skit spinkler 

A male who urinates sitting down.

Ryan: did you see Matt, he is such a skit spinkler!

skit spinkler by aavoqdl February 17, 2014

Sprinkler Dick 

The act of urinating while shaking your penis from side to side, similar to the motion of a sprinkler. Thus resulting in a piss soaked area.

Judging by the piss stains strategically placed around the bathroom, I had a serious case of sprinkler dick last night after the bar.

Sprinkler Dick by Travis & Dena April 15, 2011

sprinkler head 

After you've blown your load by one means or another, some of the residual cum dries...you go to take a piss and it sprays all over the fucking place

I was late for work today because I had to clean up after a sprinkler head incident coated the toliet seat and white shower curtain in piss.

sprinkler head by PilotMike April 2, 2005

butt sprinkler

a butt sprinkler occurs approximately 314 minutes after consuming spicy, or an otherwise dangerous food. it takes place when a human lacks the ability to control their grasps onto the toilet and instead must stand up in an L shape, wrenching their midsection with their arms. to deal with sizable flow out of the butthole and onto the stalls, the L shaped human spews feces all over the floor and ceiling of the restroom, leaving the white bathroom colored walls, your favorite shade of olive, mustard or mousse

yo, i was walking into the girls bathroom today, and there was diarrhea all over the walls. some girl got butt sprinkler today. poor mike is going to have to clean it all up.

butt sprinkler by raffeeki September 16, 2010

Poop Sprinkles

When you take a bath and you wash your asshole, and you find a little piece of shit stuck to the hair of your asshole, and you take it out and let it linger in the bath whilst bathing yourself.

"Oh, yeah, Monica like last night when I took a bath, I found poop sprinkles floating around my asshole."

Poop Sprinkles by littlepoopsprinklez June 24, 2014