Spanklenuts

(n) a person who is a bit of a twat. Gormless of sorts. Lacks character or does stuff that isn't really adding value.

Hey Jamie, where are the left over hamburgers?

Oh, Brad ate them.

He is such a spanklenuts!

Yep, he sure is.

by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011

Spanked with a Waffle Iron

Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.

That fatty looks like she's been spanked with a waffle iron.

by OrganDonor2u May 15, 2012

spank me red

The color your girlfriend's ass turns after spanking her during sex

Hannah's ass turned into a deep state of spank me red after sex last night

by Tsnyder May 17, 2017

spank a nigga

When one threatens to spank a nigga (black person) and give them flashbacks to slavery.

Guy #1 : Hey don't make me spank a nigga!
Guy #2 : Alright my bad man.

by niggerniggerpenis May 22, 2018

bigfoot spank muffin

this is a very complex technique. it involves being nakey. first, you take a fig newton (no other cookie will do) with your foot. you then take the cookie (still cradled in your foot) and dip it in the hiney of the female you would like to do this to. after half of the fig newton is immersed in the booty, let it soak in the oils and herbs of the tushy until the innards become similar to that of a hot air balloon. at this point, take out the fig newton covered in poo and stank and feed it to the female with your foot as you spank the rump. continue this until bill cosby hand feeds you a muffin. amen.

I used a whole pack of fig newtons doing a bigfoot spank muffin.

by FlyingToothlessMidgets December 31, 2009

Sprankton

n.
A disease you get from chewing too much.

Larold got the sprankton.

by Brandon B July 1, 2005

spank bank

Noun. A zoo of images one creates in his or her mind in order to be withdrawn at a later date to be used as assisistance while pounding one out. The bank is only temporary storage and is inferior in many ways to the cellular phone camera.

See mental picture.

Damn I hope the spank bank is open on sundays because I'm makin' a deposit!

by kjcw September 25, 2006