Spoons

spoons is an alternate word for weed or marijuana. especially useful in public places or to confuse anyone listening in. it is both a noun and a verb and so avoids the need to say , for example,spooning.

Dude my parents arent home. wanna do spoons?
What are you doing with your life? you're walking , talking downward spiral. all because of spoons

by pepsin September 17, 2012

spoopy

something so spooky it makes ya go poopy

Donald Trump is super spoopy

by yoooO^OØ December 10, 2017

scoops

Mormons and LDS missionaries.

Because God scooped out part of their brains when he made them. "Look at those scoops with their white shirts and mountain bikes."

by hallusmwood April 16, 2008

Spoose

The fictional male counterpart of "frontal flatulence". Also known as a "male queef".

Guy 1: Dude, last night when I was using the bathroom I think I spoosed.

Guy 2: No way man. You know that's impossible. Guys can't queef.

by Caleb_W June 26, 2008

Spooshing

When one suffers from a sustained erection for so long that they get a spot of pre-cum in their underwear.

Dude, my teacher for calc is so hot, I was spooshing by the end of class!

Oh man have fun drying that up...

by Guavasupreme February 22, 2009

Spoop

The gelatinous mixure of semen, and feces.

I observed Alfred tonight, forcibly penetrating Dick up the rectum, which caused a coating of spoop on his penis, all the while Dick was performing fellatio upon T.J.

by Linda Lou May 20, 2004

Scoops

Another name for a Mormon or the LDS religion. They are called scoops because they take their brains out, rinse them in a jar of vinegar to cleanse their sins. Then it is put back in and are "brainwashed."

Oh man look at those damn scoops, there's too many of them

by maceltits June 4, 2009