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spooning

putting a spoon in someones pocket while they are not looking. if the victom doesnt catch you, you have successfully spooned the person. if the victom does catch you, you loose you spoon.
spooner:*puts spoon in victom pocket*
victom:*doesnt notice*
random kid: dude uve just been spooned
victom: shit
SUCCESSFUL SPOONING!!!
spooner: *puts spoon in victoms pocket*
victom: *turns around and grabs spoon*
spooner: damnit
UNSUCCESSFUL SPOONING!! SRY
by computerfreak May 28, 2007
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spooning

Penis is against ass..and you lay like spoons in a box yo.
Some fag used to yell "WANNA SPOON?" to me all the time at recess. Goodbye. Im not spooning!
by Mecca January 10, 2006
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Spooning

The act of one person shoving a spoon up the other person's arse. This is preferable to a similar practice called forking.
Uncle Pete was only in prison one day before he had a good spooning.
by Ike&Tina October 20, 2009
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Spoobing

"I need a verb." "Spoobing!!"
by The Man February 26, 2004
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Swooping

The act of sticking your hand under your balls and flicking them so hard they make a "swoop" sound.
Guy 1: My balls hurt so bad.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 3: I was swooping last night
by Meat spin September 8, 2016
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Extreme Spooning

The advanced version of spooning.

Extreme Spooning is the art of spooning while creating as much skin on skin contact as possible, to become more and more like a human pretzel. No sort of sexual penetration is required for extreme spooning but is often encourage.
Courtney: So my boyfriend really wasn't into sex last night but he did hold me.

Ashley: Well that was nice of him. I assumed he spooned you most of the night?

Courtney: Well, it was a bit more then that. We laid in bed naked, with his legs twisted around me and his hands running all over my body. I could definitely tell he was ready for some forking but it didn't happen.

Ashley: Honey, you've just experienced extreme spooning.
by nw968 July 17, 2012
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swooping

A term used by prison inmates to identify someone else as homosexual.

Related words: swoop, swoopfest, swooped, swooptacular
Is he swooping?
Yeah, he swoops.

There are too many guys in here.
I agree, its definitely a swoopfest.
by Abagail Thompson December 18, 2005
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