Slump

To sit on your toilet while taking a shit to stare at a picture with an expression with extreme discomfort, pain, and anger.

Man: Yesterday when I was on the toilet I was slumping very hard at a picture of Frankenberries.

by Slumper1234 July 3, 2011

Slump

Ugly or wack.

Yo that teacher was mad slump (wack) today.

by Murdab January 11, 2010

Shlump

A person who really sucks at his/her job!

Dude your mom is a shlump!

by DABEAST55 March 20, 2009

shlump

1,000,000,000 times love

My cat whiskers is so awesome, i shlump her

by johndeere7589 September 13, 2005

slump buster

a slutty girl that baseball players have sex with in order to break a slump.

I went 3 for 3 today thanks to that slump buster last night.

by Johnn b February 17, 2008

splumpkin

receiving a blowjob immediately after pinching a loaf. unlike blumpkin which happens simultaneously. Meant to enjoy the act of both separately.

Nothing better than a splumpkin in the morning after a late night at the bar.

by brickhead35 October 20, 2013

slumpopotamus

An overweight person, who has a slow, hunched, shuffled walk, with a dazed expression on their face. Often slumping around as if looking for their next meal.

"Hey did you see that slumpopotamus, roaming down the hallway?"

by StXela October 8, 2009