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Alabama Fidget Spinner 

When you dress a pig or cow up in a sexy costume, then you and your farmer friends strip down and pour olive oil all over your selves, then you lay on the kitchen floor and super glue the pig or chicken to the floor. then you use your feet to spin around the animal, while jerking off. You get extra points for hitting the animal with your nut.
me, cletus bobby and Andrew did a Alabama fidget spinner last night

dank yeet fidget spinner dab 

(verb)
boi you here this, u better hit that dab, hit that yeet, fidget dat spinner, dab on fleek.
Yo, imma pull a dank yeet fidget spinner dab yo. Move out of my way!

(proceeds to hit that dank yeet fidget spinner dab).

Seattle Spinner 

When you take a dildo and attach it to a power drill and ram that up your bitch.
Seattle Spinner by ThatGuy588585 February 13, 2009

fidget spinner 

I really useful item for children and teenagers with mental health issues. However society is a dick and made it look like a toy so people who didn't need one got one. This has now resulted in them getting banned in schools which is extremely unfair for the people who they help.
John: dude look at all these ticks i can do with this fidget spinner, you can't do shit with it!
Jeff: dude it helps with my anxiety and depression, please don't be a dick towards mental illnesses.
John: whatever don't be a buzz kill.

Top Spinner

Top spinner is derogatory to itself, if you say this word you are cappin' on yourself.
Haha look at that skinny kid, what a Top Spinner. (Damn im fat). Wow, that old guy is such a Top Spinner. (Wow, how stupid i am!).
Top Spinner by [CIA]Official September 4, 2003

Chicken Spinner 

One who performs intercourse on a chicken, preferably dressed.. A popular saying in the U.K.
" I caught him around the butcher shop.. He's a chicken Spinner!"