BP Oil Spill

When a condom breaks and she got pregnant. BP Oil Spill

Boyfriend: Oh shit, I think i just had a BP Oil Spill.

Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?

Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*

by TacoMann August 20, 2010

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don't spill the soup

An expression saying "don't get raped when you're going out to eat by yourself"

Dude 1: did you heard. Jessie spilled the soup last night on her way to McDonalds.
Dude 2: wow! Poor Jessie.
Dude 1: I know right! so don't spill the soup bro!

by CandyEater127 July 10, 2016

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oil spill

oil spill- while a female is taking a bath, a male with a raging case of explosive diarrhea defecates into the bathtub!

Man 1: I'm going to oil spill your lady friend

by hobbitchaser May 10, 2011

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Obama Spill Darkening Solution

Obama's re- election depends on him looking darker, that way he can be more appealing to the African American community and get their vote in 2012. President Obama recentley took a vacation to Panama City for a swim and to prove the water is clean.
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Obama: " Man, I need to look more black ,so all the niggas can vote fo me!"

Kanye West: " Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution my nigga, all it takes is a swim in the Gulf of Mexico and the black oil will turn you're skin darker, watch out fo them gay fish tho!"

The Obama Spill Darkening Solution works by adding oil spill water in your skin, waiting 5 to 10 minutes and the last part envolves getting a tan for another 10 minutes.

another interesting fact: The obama darkening solution helped white people scam the Alaskan government during the exxon valdez oil spill by turning them dark like the inuit people so they could get a compensation check for their polluted beaches.

by topmountain August 17, 2010

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