spif

Stands for Slow People in Formation. It's a term used for a situation where a large group of slow moving or meandering people effectivly create a road block.

"If we have to drive today, let's skirt around downtown. The street fair has turned the whole thing into a spif."

Student:"Sorry, I'm late, I was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic."
Teacher: "Was there a big crash?"
Student: "No it was just a spif."

by spycloud April 24, 2007

Spiff

When one is afraid to swallow a mouthful of manly juices and spits it out instead of swallowing.

Dave: That girl looks like she could give some good head!

Brayden: Naw bro, she spiffed me last week..

by DaAssClown August 4, 2012

spiffy

A word commonly used by Alia and Jen showing above adequate appreciation for an idea/event/etc.

"that's effin spiffy."

by Aria Mi-hyung Kang September 29, 2006

SCILF

Senate Candidate I'd Like to Fuck

Christine O'Donnell is that SCILF I'd love to fuck in the worst way. And I've got the warlock wand for her backdoor coven, that sexy witch.

by BigToolTime October 6, 2010

Spiff Of A Spam

The person who made this word is dumb.

Spiff of a Spam is dumb.

by anus fie pace whole March 27, 2003

silf

Smurf I'd like to fuck.

"Hey Partel, see that fit smurf over there?"
"oh yeah that's a real silf"

by smurfdoctor May 28, 2009

spiff

cool.

That's spiff, fork you.

by bread infection November 22, 2009