Rowen Sears

A young and devilishly handsome teenage supermodel. He has been referred to as the male version of Tyra Banks. He is a strong minded and outspoken individual.

That's Rowen Sears on the cover of Life and Style Magazine

Rowen Sears by RaGaGa June 16, 2010

you searched this up. 

you searched this up. this means.. basically nothing, why not just leave and search up somethin’ else, okay? now bye jimmy john.

“you searched this up.”

you searched this up. by AirbearTNT. January 28, 2021

Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary? 

Most likely one of two reasons:
1. you're bored af
2. you have no life

But I guess there's always the third option...
3. finals

Now enjoy having wasted a good minute of your life typing in this ridiculous word that isn't a word and reading this stupid definition

Now I must use the word in order for this to be posted: Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary?

^Just ignore that okay?

Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary? by purpura7 October 6, 2016

If you searched this up 

The fact that you idiots took a damm to search this into urban dictionary

If you searched this up...

If you searched this up by DaSuperCoconut June 2, 2019

A Separate Peace 

A homoerotic book depicting sexually-frustrated young adolesents. Narrated by Gene Forrester, the paranoid gay emo kid.

Sparknote even says so.

A Separate Peace, aka literature porn

"...and I lost part of myself to him then, and...this must have been my purpose from the first: to become part of Phineas."

"Brinker's healthy, determined, not over-exaggerated but definate and substantial buttocks"

A Separate Peace by Bubble Tea November 9, 2007

Spearman sausage slapper 

The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).

Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?

Spearman sausage slapper by SpearmanRules April 22, 2009

Jamie P. Spears 

An abusive, alcoholic, father with a weak colon, who imprisoned his daughter, Britney, took away her human rights, drugged her & forced her to work against her will.

Jamie P. Spears has ruptured his colon from being penetrated too hard by Lou M. Taylor.

Jamie P. Spears by FreeBritney4Ever September 25, 2021