Dog Shit Splatter

The result of an inconsiderate neighbor not picking up their dog's shit and you mowing over it, causing the turd to be ground up and splattered onto your law, into the street, or onto an innocent bystander.

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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up with dog shit splatter all over my lawn."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.

Dave: "NICE!!"

by Rock it February 15, 2010

splatterblast

To completely dominate a toilet bowl with explosive shits

Brian: "I just splatterblasted the shitter"

by thejammonster October 1, 2008

Thompson Splatter

The act of shooting explosive diarrhea onto your partner, thus creating a splattering effect. A mutual Fecal Japan.

The day after a night of drinking and rough sex, Larry performed a full-body Thompson Splatter on his girlfriend.

by Larry Thompson July 18, 2003

sparter

a special partner/lover (i.e. friend with benefits); Amber Bennett's boyfriend

"Is that Amber's sparter?"

by Michael February 6, 2005

scatter pussy

a term which is use by Asian people. It means awesome(as an adjective) and extremely(as an adverb).

-My friend was caught by the polices yesterday after a race with them.
-Scatter pussy!
OR:
My roommate is scatter pussy stupid.

by avenger_vincent December 13, 2007

back-splatter

Noun. The high-velocity pattern made by liquid fecal matter on the back of the toilet above the waterline. This pattern is formed when one has an uncontrolled evacuation of the bowels as he or she is in the process of sitting down and is still in a leaning-forward position. Because the movement associated with this phenomenon is usually time-consuming, the resulting back-splatter typically dries and will not come off when the toilet if flushed. Back-splatter usually lasts until physically removed with a brush and Comet.

Man, I know Al has been in here today, there's already back-splatter on the toilet.

by Duckmeat March 9, 2005

fire flame spitter

An individual who has an enormous bank roll and can afford to light stogies and cigarettes with money (usually a $100 bills). The person in reference usually has a ridiculous lifestyle... mansion(s), whip(s), island(s), private security, etc...

Person 1 (rolls up in an custom Bugatti and hands a $100 bill to the valet): "Keep it in the shade"
Person 1 then pulls out a stogie and lights it with another $100 bill.
Valet 1 to Valet 2: "Damn, dude's a fire flame spitter"

Examples:
• Rick Ross
• Lil' Wayne
• 50 Cent
• Birdman

by randomguywhoknows January 9, 2011