Spartan Upper Decker

When one is frustrated and angered to the point of giving the accused a most-deserved upper decker and feels the need to voice their anger- they must, just before dropping a lung in the toilet tank, shout loudly- "This is Sparta!!!" as spoken in the movie 300. After this is spoken, one would shit with vengeance into the tank.

Angry person- That bitch of a waitress ignored our table for over half-an-hour because they add automatic gratuity to the check, so I will leave them my opinion of their service in their toilet tank in the form of a Spartan Upper Decker.

Friend 5 minutes later- Did you do it?

Angry person- I showed no mercy!

by Litaker April 25, 2011

Sparta-ing

The act of taking a dump. VIOLENTLY.

Sarah: God I'm sparta-ing so hard right now ugh.

Jessica: Dude that's awful.

by potofpetunias November 13, 2011

spare-ijuana

a polite way to ask a friend if they have any spare marijuana and if they would be so kind as to share with you.

-Do you have any spare-ijuana?
-Do you-juana share-ijuana some of your spare-ijuana?

-Sorry, I just smoked the last of my spare-ijuana with Sara.

by snigguh4u November 8, 2011

Spareplane

The extra plane that is just kicking around in your hanger, common amongst the extravagantly rich.

Dan: Hey Katie, is that your dad up there in his airplane?
Katie: Yeah he is flying his regular plane, his spareplane is over in the garage.

by allybee July 5, 2012

shareable

Something that can be shared, or dispersed, to others.

Our picnic was great because more than one person brought a really tasty shareable.

by Balfro August 15, 2016

spare tiring

Third wheeling for two couples, so one would be the fifth person (fifth wheel), hence the name spare tire.

Ricky and Jane went with John and Rachel to the movies on a double date. They invited David too. David politely declined, however, telling them that he didn't want to spend a perfectly good Friday night spare tiring.

by Whitest Black Person October 27, 2016

spare time

this is your time to do whatever you want...

So you decided to visit Urban Dictionary.

I had a lot of spare time so I used it to laugh at Urban Dictionary definitions.

by Set Blue 23 November 14, 2017