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soaking the wood

When a girl squirts on your dick and you fuck her with your squirt dick.
Dude, Stephanie was screaming pretty loud last night. Were you soaking the wood again?
by livinfer2day March 2, 2017
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SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”
by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018
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The Spanking Lady

A scary-ass witch woman who is hired by parents to spank their naughty children into submission.
"Eat your vegetables or it's the Spanking Lady for you, sir!"
by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009
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lamb shanking

The entry of one's amputee limb into another's anal passage.
An amputee ramming another person up their marmite motorway with their stump. "Fancy a bit of lamb shanking?"
by #angrygrowler May 8, 2014
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Night spanking

When you wake up in the middle of the night restless, so you decide to Masturbate to pass the time.
I could't sleep with all drugs took, hmm.....I guess I'll do some Night spanking
by Liberal Assassin January 25, 2017
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Shanking

To be nervous over a result of some sort.
Im total shanking here.

Shank my josh man.
by shankingwithexcitement January 27, 2009
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Spanking a Gorilla

To tackle and dominate any hard task or situation.

A positive thing
Injust busted out with a serious backside 360. I spank gorillas
by Lee-Roy da' Lard Lump December 4, 2003
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