flake snake

flake When a person is shady, flakey and especially slithery. They often ditch loved ones to roll around in their own slime and other selfish things. A flake snake usually denied their behavior or offers a dramatic eye roll when confronted. Truly the worst.

Bryce is such a flake snake for saying he would go out tonight but instead he stayed home to practice drag makeup. UGH.

by electraspicexoxo September 21, 2018

snow snake

A line of cocaine; another term for a “bump”

“You guys wanna go in the bathroom and snort a snow snake?”

by Goatman Gamer February 2, 2023

where's the snake?

When a man asks a woman "Where's the snake?" and the woman says "I don't know," the man quikly but sneakily shoves his erect penis into the womans love hole an yells "surprise it's in you"

1. Last night shawn and emily played "where's the snake?".

2. Family game night took a turn for the worst when little tommy played "where's the snake?".

by em-dash July 5, 2009

Willacoochee Wattle Snake

A very, very rare breed of rattlesnake that is native to Willacoochee, GA., although it has been spotted in Vero Beach, FL. This rare breed has been cursed with an overactive sex drive combined with an extremely small reproductive organ. So small in fact that it is completely pointless for it to even try mating, even though that's his only goal in life.

Hey Willie! Why is that Willacoochee Wattle Snake chasing that other snake with the huge backside? Well....Unfortunately, the Willacoochee has no idea that its reproductive organ is so small that it cant even penetrate the female. Its very sad Willie.

by Milk Snake April 24, 2014

Solid Snake

One of Big Boss' clones in the Metal Gear videogame series. He is a superior soldier and enjoys a relaxing past time of snapping terrorist's necks and spinal cords while using their worthless bodies as shields.

"Now now, if you don't go to bed Solid Snake will never infiltrate the house and you won't get your demo of Metal Gear Solid 2." "But I don't want to. I want to stay up and see what he looks like!" "Now now, if you stay up and see him, you'll blow his cover and he'll snap your spine and use your tiny corpse as a shield."

by Merchant September 1, 2005

Snake Venom

A sexual act where two males 69 and fill each other's mouth with cum. Then you turn over and blow spooge into each other's faces.

Jeff and I did the snake venom last night. Shit was nasty!

by gameking28 November 26, 2010

snake laugh

The personified laugh of a snake. This type of laughter is often performed as a courtesy laugh. See definition of "courtesy laugh"

The snake laugh is traditionally performed by emitting three short "s" syllables.

Person telling moronic joke: "...to get to the other side!"
Person snake laughing: "Sss sss sss."

by LanceLanceLance August 20, 2011