sleeze

a mixture of the verbs to sleep and to sneeze, a sleeze occurs when someone is sleeping nearby and you either feel a natural sneeze coming on, or you stick something up your nose (i.e. hair clip, belt buckle pointy thing, pencil, tampon, someones finger, etc..) and force a sneeze so you shower them in mucousy goodness. very fun to do on long trips in the car, at parties or anywhere else someone has fallen asleep. WARNING: upon possible awakenment prepare to be hit, bit, burned, pushed, made weird faces at, or even farted on in return.

Jen: Look at him sleeping there. a-a-a-aaa-aaaaachhoooooooo!

Kayla: You just sneezed on him ew! Look at all of the booger nuggets!

Jen: Not a sneeze, a sleeze. :)

by jfrench! October 17, 2008

Sleazed Ham

A ham that is rediculiously perverted and slovenly

Sleazed Ham: "When I was fucking her she got the pink glove so I had to use your lotion on her"

by big pun March 11, 2003

Sleavering

To drool.

That wee prick is a sleavering, septic cum bubble!

by Gary1981 October 18, 2008

non-sleazy

good in quality, and relating to moral behavior:

*He leaned in and touch her back in non-sleazy way.

by Timo Qui May 11, 2008

Gandalfs Sleave

When somebody has a slack bottom

wow he looks like he has an arse like Gandalfs sleave.

by The fiddling fiend May 8, 2011

Sleeze

A sleeze is a loser who doesn’t want to do anything with their life. -sameria davis

“He didn’t even want to wake up for work, he’s such a sleeze”

by Meriainthearea July 2, 2019

Sleeze Metal

Southern metal, usualy demeaning to woman, very lazy vocals, little, or no effort made to scream.

Cancer bats, The Holly Springs Disaster, The Gorgeous, Every time I Die.

Person 1: Dude, cancer bats suck
Person 2: NO! they're just sleeze metal
Person 1: Oh it all makes sense now, they're sooo sleezy

by BadassMcknuckles October 24, 2008