skapish

Someone that asks for something that you don't have or don't want to give.

Mike asks his friend, "You have a dollar." Mike's friend doesn't have a dollar or doesn't want to give him one, so he replies, "You skapish!"

by BrandonCee September 28, 2013

skant

A short and sweeter way of saying 'sick cunt' to your boys/ mates/ bros

Boy 1: fuck check out that guys muzz its a mad gee up!

Boy 2: yeah whatta skant!!

by Jaznn Le December 27, 2014

Sapture

Noun
(Combination of sap and capture.)
A person, place, or thing which sucks something up.

"My ex-boyfriend was terrible. He was like a sapture of all my positive energy."

"We should fire Johnny. He's the sapture of good ideas."
"Elizabeth is so beautiful. She's the sole sapture of my thoughts."

by mysterysalmon May 16, 2016

skaply

When you're naked and you trip and hit someone with your dick.

I was walking at this nudist beach and I tripped and I totally just skaply'd someone.

by basicgodly February 9, 2017

skat fest

A baby party

My wife's having a 'skat fest' on the weekend

by Virgin conversion unit March 4, 2017

Skapern

Skapern is a wild animal type whom lives in the southern sumerset regions. It is known to have great skill in an art called "modelling" this is an art which is highly respected throughout it's habitat. Skapern's are known to have a heavy breeding spree around spring times, where it's penis can grow to about 70" in length and 10" in diameter. When breeding Skapern's usually go around and do what is called "One night stands" where it goes to several mates, and do what is called "Fuck that pussy til it's jelly" and after nine months a baby Skapern will be given birth to. A female Skapern is hard to look apart from males as they are exactly alike except from their genetalia. They usually prey on wild "noobs" as that is easy to lure and kill them in a trap. Their usualL weapon of choice is an M4 assault rifle, as it is highly accurate compared to damage output. Skaperns have been spotted in cities such as Atlanta as it is highly packed with noobs, especially in the cities. Skaperns like themselves in the southern spots of Sumerset in the wild as it is much "loot" and easy targets such as noobs, or highly nutritious "pros" that aren't quite paying attention. Skapern's mostly hunt alone, but can bring other pack members if needed.

I saw a wild Skapern in my yard yesterday praying on a noob.

by Skapern April 14, 2017

saptapper

An idiot or a person lacking common sense.

I saw a couple saptappers hitting each other with a tennis ball.

by Daddyo1997 June 3, 2017