Porch Sitter

Women in military housing that sit on the front porch, smoke cigarettes and talk on the phone all day while their kids run around unsupervised.

Damn! That woman across the street is a porch sitter!

by money_over_bitches December 28, 2009

unpatriotic sitters

When the pledge of allegiance is being announced at school and the person refuses to stand. This is likely because they are a Weeaboo or spend to much time on the internet to denounce where they were born, at least stand and recite in your head the song of your preferred country.

The whole class stared at the unpatriotic sitters while the pledge was being announced.

by Mcthundastick April 9, 2015

Smithers

man who lacks in hygiene and constantly voices his opinion in a loud manner through the device they call a humungous head. he also suffers from being secretly gay and wobbles around on a bum knee.

you used to be cool, why are you acting like a smithers

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Queefer Sutherland

Similar to the regular queef, however the farting sound eminates from the rectum as opposed to the vagina.

Dude, I bent her over the coffee table and as I was punishing the brown star, she let out a Queefer Sutherland.

by Sharklowski October 26, 2005

Kiefer Sutherland

A bowl of weed packed with some amount of kief on top of it. Can range from a light sprinkling to a liberal layering of the lovely powdery substance.

Time to smoke a Kiefer Sutherland.

by kuunwoon11 September 10, 2007

slithering

to have a long penis. Slithering implies it is like a snake.

yo that dude is slithering

by Gurt B Frobe August 11, 2006

Sipher

(si-f-er) Is basicly anything that you snort that is not considerd a drug (smartys,twang salt,and smashed sweet tarts

Bob:Man me and my friends did some sipher in are class today

Jim:does it hurt

Bob:all depends on what you sipher

by leland giller January 11, 2008