shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

Shithouse

An expression to describe a absolute wet idiot

Andrew Paxman is a shithouse

by Owens wan kenobi July 13, 2024

Shitcoustics

When a space has really bad acoustics

Bruh the live gig at that new club exposed their shitcoustics

by thenameis August 16, 2024

Shithouse

A person who constantly gets out of buying a round of drinks

He’s sneaked off again hasn’t he and it’s his round , the fucking shithouse

by She hit house March 6, 2025

A Shithouse

A waster, a disregarder. Completes any task to 50% of its required state.

A man who seems to care for nothing and no one.

Twon have you picked up the washing?

No, a forgot. I mean I didn’t get time.
What A shithouse you are twon.

by Threepiece March 31, 2021

brick shithouse

used in reference to the build of a person. means well built, stacked, strong. not to be used to describe overweight or obese.

i would not fuuck with her... she’s buildt like a brick shithouse.

by treevine May 5, 2021