t-shirt ass

a girl that has a flat ass, resembling the long flatness of a t shirt.

Ay yo shawty, u aint cute, let me get my shirt back, cause u gots a t-shirt ass

by mz. ghetto-no-booty June 12, 2010

Jennifer shirt

A shirt that hangs low (even if it is not supposed to) and shows an unappopriate amount of clevlage. Usually worn the female species in any sort of setting. Some consider this type of shirt innapropriate

(A girl walk's by with a low cut shirt)
Person1: Now that, is a Jennifer shirt.

by jmissy11996 December 5, 2010

White shirt wednesday

The swaggest day of the week, when all the classy folks keep it simple.

Bro, she's so fine, she observes White shirt wednesday

by velociraptorswagg January 12, 2012

shirt cock sword fighting

1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.

"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."

by Snifner October 9, 2006

shithammed

Being really or having been at a previous time really wasted.

I literally drank the bar dry last night, I got fuckin' shithammed.

by Bohon January 3, 2008

shirtflaplifter

An injurious and obsolete term for homosexual, gay person, mainly the passive one that should lift the shirt lap by the sexual act. There is also 'shirtlifter'.

In British film 'Beautiful Thing', the lad explains why his mother is angry: 'because I'm a queer, a bender, a poufter, a knobshiner, a brown hatter, a shirtflaplifter!'

by arpoador December 25, 2010

Shirt Turkeys

The visual affect given when women wear shirts that expose the top of their breasts.

Thing 1: "I wish there was a term for the visual affect given when women wear shirts that expose the top of their breasts."

Thing 2: "Shirt Turkeys, bro. Ripe for the gobbling."

by x2ice0n2sDAYx August 3, 2012