shats weak

a school appropriate way of saying, shit is weak like on grandmas boy, usually used sarcasticlly

track coach: how far did you throw the shotput today?
karl: 45 feet
me: shats weak!

by cameron cowger March 16, 2008

trick shat

a 14-year-old girl on vacation in North Carolina with her family who tells boys she is 16 so they'll waste their time paying attention to her and her overgrown titties. Usually a huge tease and often has an overprotective father who she hates. bitch.

Gimme my hat back you trick shat.

by JoKa11 November 15, 2007

cat shat

Late teens to early/mid tweties male who wears ripped and/or low hanging jeans with a diamond encrusted belt. Their coat or t-shirt usually has a meaningless crest either on the front or back with an ornamental scarf regardsless of the season. The iconially "swept" hair with optional highlights looks like it's been styled with cat shit, hence "cat shat".

Look at that cat shat, I'd love to take his scarf and shove it up his ass!

by DeVNuLL82 January 30, 2009

bull shat

(v:past tense) stemmed from bull shitting

Him: Have you talked to Jim lately?

me: Oh yeah, the other day we drank and bull shat about high school and what we've been up to

by Breezy83enr June 11, 2011

Elf-shat

A toy that was knowingly broken before being wrapped and placed under the tree for a small child. The blame of the breakage is then placed on an elf.

Sorry about your broken airplane, Timmy. It appears you've been elf-shatted again.

by Adamir Putin December 24, 2014

bull shat

bull shit, bull crap, bull shite.

that guy over there, talks pure bull shat

by Heapcreed December 2, 2016

cow shat

Milly bobby brown. That’s all. Just her

“Ugh Is hate to be that ugly cow shat”

by TPShat April 7, 2018