Selfie-restraint

Can you resist a selfie in even the most tempting situations? If so you are blessed with a rare quality in this age: Selfie-Restraint. Many photo snapping fiends can learn selfy-restraint. Tragically, some are beyond rehabilitation.

Speaker: Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in jail…
Michelle: Barack- The girls need to know who Mandela was.
Barack: Should we document this moment?
Michelle: Y-e-a-h. But we need to bring back something more from this.
Barack: Alright, I got it…
Michelle: What?
Barack: Make sure to tag me—Sorry Michelle, did you say something?
Michelle: Jesus Barack! We’re at a Memorial. Show some selfie-restraint!

by CatanSlayer December 19, 2013

Selfy Freak

A person who will take a selfy any where

Person 1. Hurry up there's a tornado.
Selfy freak. hold on let me take a selfy with it.

by 124235346 February 24, 2017

selfie-indulgent

A person is selfie-indulgent if their profile pictures on various app sites are exclusively Dutch angle solo face shots.

"I really like making gifs with gifboom, but the people who follow me are so selfie-indulgent. Yes, you're cute. Now make a gif, for Pete's sake."

by boba_mcsolo December 28, 2013

indian selfie

A selfie designed to enhance the cleavage by sacrificing the top of the head or scalp. Easily identified by tracing the outer edge of the photo from the top which will cut off somewhere around the forehead or scalp, and the bottom which will inevitably find itself deep in some boobage.

jeni --omg this bitch just posted an indian selfie
brandi --a what?
jeni --you know when you scalp yourself to show some more boob?
brandi --oh yeah, i do that all the time.

by 3zeek September 26, 2015

selfie photobombing

A picture taken of a random background, often a blank wall, wherein the photographer ruins the photo by inserting their own face. Selfie bombing photos are usually uploaded to facebook, Myspace or any other sort of social networking website.

Also, see selfie and photobombing

Carla is constantly selfie photobombing the photos of her bedroom wall.

by Chaser33 April 09, 2014

selfie-overdose

A disease which is contagious- coming from Alize phelps who started taking SELFIEs when she popped out-how to know you are taking to many Selfie's : (1) you take a SELFIE every 1-2 hours a day. (2)you have to take more than 15 Selfie's to figure out which one u like best (3) you post pictures every hour on social media sites; watch out and look for side affects before it gets to bad(doctors wouldn't help Alize so now she is crazy for Selfie's

Alize phelps is a Selfie-overdoser

by $elfieoverdose March 16, 2015

Selfie-illiterate

The inability to take a proper, flattering, selfie.

I am completely selfie-illiterate! -April

by MATMD555 April 18, 2018