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Screw Canoe 

A situation involving more than one person that is screwed from the start.
"I knew this was a screw canoe going down shit creek from the start"
Screw Canoe by Kinty The Cat March 19, 2014

Screw-U-Bish

When you are a mad redneck and you don't understand life. Usually follows with a empty Mountain Dew can being thrown.
Screw-U-Bishhhhh OR BIshhh-Screw-UUUUUUU
Screw-U-Bish by Hagies June 19, 2016

screw out of

screw someone out of something
Inf. to cheat someone out of something.
screw out of: I think you screwed me out of ten bucks on that deal.

Max screwed me out of what was due me.
screw out of by camotacastro February 11, 2017

screw on feet 

The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"

screw out 

I dont know, it just sounds nice
screw out this on your cockpit
screw out by ecolecko January 25, 2018

Screw fuck farting 

The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything
Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover