Scotty Football

An East Grand Rapids Legend. Former lock down corner turned into all star quarterback. Lethal in the classroom soon to be ivy bound. Wheeled the hottest women in EGR history.

Shattuck is so lucky he got to coach Scotty Football. Scotty Football is an absolute legend did you see that pylon dive?

by Kyle McHugh September 6, 2023

Scotty B

One who, although previously believed to be a rad asphalt guy, is now known in many circles as a toucher of wieners; partakes in docking and all other forms of homo-shenanigans.

That guy used to get all the poon but now he’s a real Scotty B

by JusMe12345 September 15, 2023

scotty sends

Scotty Sends is the type of guy you bring home. The type of friend you want by your side. The type of competition you never want to challenge you. The type of lover you want to hold you. Scotty Sends is more than just a person, he’s an inspiration and a true legend.

“YOooOo did he just send it?”
“Yeah bro, that’s Scotty Sends for ya”

by sopholow February 28, 2020

Scotty

a short sped who is usually very disabled, and has an extra 21st chromosome.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that new kid at school?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total Scotty
Guy 1: Haha

by ha_get_rekt420 March 9, 2020

Scotty

Scotty is a straight up asshole but can be nice to the people he loves. He’s loyal when it comes to relationships, but don’t cheat on him, the other person will normally end up dead.

Omg that guy is acting like a scotty!

by Jacksoff2332 May 4, 2020

snotty scotty

When you pick your nose and then rub it inside someone’s ear. Just like a wet willie, only instead of saliva, it’s snot.

Amanda received a Snotty Scotty the night of May 19th 2020

by richardo blanco May 19, 2020

Scotty

A total bro. Sometimes kind of a douche but when it comes to his girl is totally loyal and a true sweetheart. Scotty is keen, intelligent, observant and not a force to be reckoned with.

"I cant tell if he's a douche or not.."

"Don't worry, he's just a scotty."

by HoneyAndRum August 15, 2020