An abnormaly long penis.
by Bobthebuilder12344555 June 29, 2009
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It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005
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by LORD Schlong February 16, 2018
Get the Massive Schlong mug.1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
by bluzebrother April 7, 2010
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by EarsDeafFromChode November 25, 2011
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From the German word Schlange, which literally means snake. Schlange can also refer to a queue or a line. Germans will generally refer to the penis as a schwanz, literally tail.
From the German word Schlange, which literally means snake. Schlange can also refer to a queue or a line. Germans will generally refer to the penis as a schwanz, literally tail.
I don't wanna hear about your schlong.
by Andrew Schwartz June 9, 2005
Get the schlong mug.1. A very abnorlmaly large Penis ( not abnormal narrow)
2. Very Large Penis that would tear vagina in two.
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2. Very Large Penis that would tear vagina in two.
3.Johns Penis
1. Johns Penis is such a schlongg that you can see it through his cargo pants.
2.All I heard when Anne and John Fuck the first time was screaming, and not the good kind. He must have a Schlongg.
3. Johns Penis is a Schlongg, his gurlfriend told me.
2.All I heard when Anne and John Fuck the first time was screaming, and not the good kind. He must have a Schlongg.
3. Johns Penis is a Schlongg, his gurlfriend told me.
by Hughes482 December 9, 2008
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