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Schmuck

A soccer coach who Can’t afford the local tacos and likes to flex his film degree. Hell tell you that he’s cute but he gets his haircuts in Paris if that says anything.
Bourbons soccer coach is the prime example of a Schmuck
by Gyppw October 22, 2018
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Schluck

Made by the YouTuber Introspective, and it means an annoying or irritating person.
Person: "Hey."
Me: "Hello."
Person: "Hey."
Me: "Hello?"
Person: "Hey."
Me: "Hello..."
Person: "Hey."
Me: "Ok"
Person: "Hey."
Me: "Stop"
Person: "Hey"
Me: "Stop it you schluck!"
by Dizzi Diamond November 10, 2018
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Carol Schmucker

Enchanterist, mysterious un obtainable gift from the Gods. Whom may only be posesed by one man. That man Katfish Billy is the most hated envied man on the planet. Use caution when approaching you will be mesmerized and lost in the glow of her spell ,left helpless and unable to escape her charm.
That girl I just met is a Carol Schmucker, I'm powerless in her presence and tortured without it.i can never escape it.
by Leftpowerlessby her June 11, 2018
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Alois Schicklgruber

Alois is a massive chad (in fact almost the defenition) and the father to an extraordinary fighter, Adolphus. Alois was so much of an alpha male that he even married a girl to fall in love with another only for the first to be left dead so Alois was allowed to marry the other girl he was in a relationship with. Alois was so alpha that when his second wife was sickening and dying, he impregnated his very own cousin!
Alois Schicklgruber is such a chad, I wish I was like his son.
by trog platano drip2hard October 27, 2020
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schmuckatelli

Wow that guy is a schmuckatelli!
by Smurphalicious May 17, 2019
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schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck. derr!
"that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"damn straight!"
by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008
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