San Andreas Multiplayer 

A modification for Rockstar Games' GTA: San Andreas, enabling internet multiplayer via TCP/IP for players all over the world.

website: sa-mp.com

how to quit San Andreas Multiplayer: /q

note, it does just that, quits the game. no free cash, no weapons, no cheats, no bite marks. just quits the game.

San Andreas Multiplayer by Microsoft WinMented 7.1 February 27, 2009

San Pinga 

The patron saint of mischievous outings and debauchery. One usually prays to this saint in hopes of amazing parties or great sex.

Ay San Pinga! Be with us in this time of need. I can't get pregnant tonight!

San Pinga by Ohmikey November 4, 2010

San Diego Snorkel 

Oral sex performed on a male by a male/female in which the penis is treated much like a snorkel tube post-ejaculation with said ejaculation still in mouth, being blown back into the shaft- to clear the passage way.

Kellen : " I heard Berry died of a heart-attack due to an air embolism, Jane must've given him the ol' San Diego snorkel."
Erik: " Tragic."

San Diego Snorkel by Slayafish March 22, 2011

san jose guy 

A chump who enjoys GFE make out sessions in the front room of local strip clubs. He also enjoys Hungry Man dinners while sitting in his footy pajamas in his mother’s basement. A victim of brain erosion due to chronic masturbation.

I just enjoyed a great San Jose Guy experience! My cock is sore, and my tongue is burned (from my Hungry Man dinner), and my mom is upset because I got jizz on the mashed potatoes.

san jose guy by Cashman1234 October 29, 2017

san jose 

1. The 10th largest city in the United States
2. The third largest city in California
3. The largest city in the Bay Area
4. A city founded in 1777
5. California's first civilian settlement
5. California's first state capital
6. Population estimate: 945,000 (April 2006)
7. #1 technology enterprise as the heart of Silicon Valley
8. Attractions: Happy Hollow Park & Zoo, Raging Waters, Winchester Mystery House, Children's Discovery Museum, San Jose Museum of Art, The Tech Museum and much more
9. Local sports teams: San Jose Giants, Earthquakes, Sharks, Sabercats, Spiders and Stealth
10. Venues: Center for the Performing Arts, HP Pavilion, Mexican Heritage Plaza, Montgomery Theater and much more
11. Local Newspapers: San Jose Mercury News, Evergreen Times, Willow Glen Times and much more
12. A City well-known for being a culture melting pot

Friend: Hey Rachel, when are you going to come back to San Jose?
Me: Soon don't worry, I'll never forget my roots.

san jose by Rachel Perkins April 24, 2006

San Ramon Valley High 

There is no real cafeteria so underclassmen run around hoping birds won't shit on them. Many girls don't wear the same outfit once and have new drama every fucking day. The girl's drama always involves a guy. While the hardcore raider fans aka ghetto kids drive nice cars to school but act like they are from compton. The guys think they are hot shit if they get wasted every weekend and most the kids at school drive nicer cars than the teachers. A SRV student's weekend consists of looking for a place to get drunk than ending up at inn n out. Most kids at the school are either stupid or smart.

Girl 1: Ashley totally hooked up with Jason at the party last night!!
Girl 2: What a bitch!!
Raider guy 1: I am going to key that bitch's escalade!!
Raider Guy 2: Yea lets fuck that shit up!

San Ramon Valley High by student January 26, 2005

San Marcos, Texas 

badassssss city, known for Southwest Texas State University's beautiful campus, crazy college kids, and the wonderful TOOBING adventures down the river!

Hey dude, lets go toobin' in San Marcos!

San Marcos, Texas by ashlee July 9, 2004