A goofy curly headed guy with an abnormal gym addiction, a small un-circumsized penis, and has abnormally short arms. His friends have tons of sex with his mom and girlfriend and he doesn't do shit about it. He is a pushover who has strange fantasies of guys holding glass cokes and wearing teddy bear rings.
Dude: Man that thing is ugly, is he going to kill himself?
Girl: He's a raptor! He should go kill himself!
Raptors Mom: That ugly thing came out my vagina????
Girl: He's a raptor! He should go kill himself!
Raptors Mom: That ugly thing came out my vagina????
by Georgie and Caleb October 27, 2011
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A destructive person on battle.net, secretly an admin hunting down hackers by pretending to have been banned for hacking several times. Has been in this occupation for several years now.
by lame4ever! January 1, 2010
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by Michael Care June 16, 2015
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Get the raptor claw mug.One who falls into the emo category(see emo), and also has a hip or arm problem which forces one to walk in such a way as to resemble a velociraptor. Also, may stalk his pray(cheating girlfriend), at her place of work, attempting to catch the said girlfriend in the act of flirting with the other guy.
by Emo raptor hunter March 15, 2009
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I thought Becky was drunk as she moved towards me with her Raptor Hands on, but then I realized she was just trying to run.
by Devon87 December 15, 2011
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