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rooster hag

yo, I got some loose change, let's scoop up a rooster hag.
by bishopballs June 8, 2017
mugGet the rooster hagmug.

naked rooster

Naked Rooster refers to any male starring in a pornographic film who appears to be a drug addict, usually lanky men missing teeth with bad haircuts.
I was hoping to rub one out to this porn clip, but the naked rooster getting his ass pounced by the chick with a strap-on ruined it for me.
by GingerMedic May 12, 2016
mugGet the naked roostermug.

Dirt Rooster

"Dirt Rooster" is a term for any vehicle throwing a rooster tail of dirt as it accelerates. Typically this is shortened to "roosted" when describing someone on the receiving end of a rooster tail. For instance racers coming off the starting line behind a faster racer get roosted by a dirt rooster.
My new mud knobs turned my bike into a serious dirt rooster. The paddle tires on that mud truck make it a dirt rooster.
by Hon Zuki September 5, 2021
mugGet the Dirt Roostermug.

Dirty Rooster

When a guy takes a picture of his penis with filthy hands with the tip touching the steering wheel
Oh girl, I just got send a dirty rooster
by Taylor5234 November 7, 2023
mugGet the Dirty Roostermug.

Rooster Eye

Getting up before 6am and ejaculating in your partners face and eye region
Paul said his girl slept too long so he was gonna give her the ol rooster eye.
by Slim trimmer September 18, 2020
mugGet the Rooster Eyemug.

Wet rooster

The act of wet farting on the pussy or cock to provide lubricant, then having intercourse
Janet was really dry and we had no lube. The only way to get my cock in was through a wet rooster. I tucked my cock behind my ass and sharted on it— then we were ready to go!
by Tavid Johnson August 27, 2022
mugGet the Wet roostermug.

rooster blood

What I have called Sriracha because of the rooster on the bottle and because little kids may think that's what it is.
Customer: Do you have any rooster blood for my tofu?
Waiter: What on earth do you mean? We are a vegan gastropub!
Customer: Sorry, I meant Sriracha.
by von groovy May 24, 2017
mugGet the rooster bloodmug.

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