Ronald

What you are called when you are born in a McDonald's bathroom

I gave birth to my son in a McDonalds bathroom and even though his name is Aaron we call him Ronald

by OG grandma March 30, 2015

Christiano Ronaldo

A scapegoat for the fact that England were too shit in 2006 to win the World Cup. Nevermind the facts like Rooney stamping on someone's nuts, it was Ronaldo who ran over and spoke to the ref about it that cost England the game.

Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out

Christiano Ronaldo came second in the young player of the 2006 World Cup

Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).

by Kieren and Grae July 7, 2006

Cristiano Ronaldo

Full name Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro, is a 24 year old portuguese footballer who plays for spanish giants Real Madrid in La Liga, Spain. He previously played as a winger for Manchester United.

Also considered by most girls (and some guys) to be one of the 'hottest guys ever' due to his good looks. As if his perfect hair and fancy footwork wasnt enough?

#1

Cristiano Ronaldo is gorgeous, dont you think?

#2

Well id say thats just one clowns opinion

by Bickle_T July 6, 2009

cristiano ronaldo

main def: a walking orgasm, hot as a boiling pot, sexy as, beautiful, talented, doesnt speak english though (awwww) but wtf cares, HE'S HOTT

minor defs: portugese soccer dude. Born feb, 1985. Plays for manchester (i think)

random girl(a): hey look its cristiano ronaldo!
random girl(b): *faints*

by golly September 29, 2006

Ronald

"..Actually, my name's Alex."

{ron-ld} noun, 2. To become Ronald {too bih-kuhm ron-ld} verb

1.
A present employee of the fast-food restaurant/establishment, "McDonald's."

1a.
A conformist.

2.
Handing away your individuality to become part of the "Hitler youth-esque" wave that has spread across the universe.
Similar to signing your soul over to Satan.

Dana: Dude, I don't even work there anymore.
Kelly: Ha! Ookay, Ronald. Whatever you say.

Ray Man: Dude. What do you think that Ronald does when she's off the clock?
Ethan: Heh. I can't tell you, but I know that it's mine.

Slate: What do you think's worse? Working as a Ronald, or buying into Gangnam Style?

by refinedhippie November 2, 2012

Cristiano Ronaldo

A Sexual Act named after Ronaldo. This act requires the female to give you permission to blow your load in her Vagina. when you shoot and score, with the dick in her pussy, It is customary to scream "SIIIII" while doing the exact motion Ronaldo does after scoring. Motion is shown in the GIF

This girl let me cum inside her, I did that Magical Cristiano Ronaldo and screamed SI while I came

by MikeyD25 January 31, 2018

Ronaldo

cristiano ronaldo the portugese player that most english hate at the moment. he luvs himself too much, has earrings which r gay, he looks ugly and winds people up e.g rooney.

world cup 06 - portugal v england
ronaldo got rooney sent off for no reason and winked/smiled back at his bench!

by hyrjjkyku September 5, 2008