Bank robber

When you take your ballsack and stretch it out on someone's face like a ski mask

Last night Anderson made me a bank robber

by LAZY DAVE November 27, 2017

kibbe robbery

Its the deffinition of a sexy robbery. When you pull of a robbery perfectly, its a kibbe robbery. In simple terms Kibbe robbery ist when a handsome guy jumps in your window and fucking slaps his dick in your momas face.

Guy: What the fuck are you doing??
Robber: I just pulled of a perfect robbery!
Guy: Oh, so you did a Kibbe robbery?
Robber: Yes.

by SkrtMoment May 4, 2021

robber

thin latex balloon

Ay gonna fuck you senseless, once i getta robber.

by some mexican March 28, 2004

Get Robbed

To go to sleep.

Guy: sorry bb i can't talk any longer im finna get robbed

Girl (5 minutes later): wtf you're on twitter you lying piece of trash

by imnotclever September 21, 2017

robbed

To have experienced a very bad joke.

<<<<
guy1: dumb and dumber is on.
guy2: wonderful.
rob: dumb and dumber is always on when you guys are here!
me: i just got robbed.
>>>>

by ferrx September 17, 2008

Dopamine Robber

Anybody from the opposite sex that gets you smiling at first, over the thought of her/him, but is way too charming and endearing to the point where you risk getting addicted. Until one day, you wake up realizing your brain is suddenly incapable of producing natural endorphins because that amazing person of the opposite sex unknowingly robbed the dopamine receptors in your brain. (The somewhat psychological definition.)

Someone who is like a drug you get addicted to and so then you gotta dig yourself out of a hole. (The layman's term definition.)

-Riley: "Hey, I saw you a couple months ago and you were happy in an almost manic way. What happened?"

-Madison: "Yeah, I met this boy who was a total dopamine robber. I'm through playing with fire."

-Riley: "That sucks."

-Madison: "Trust me, you never wanna form a crush on a dopamine robber. It's dangerous. You might as well take up cocaine for a hobby."

by Victim of a Dopamine Robber January 12, 2009

Robbed

Describing something that is cool or good in some expansive way.

"Did you see that movie the other night?"

"Oh man! It was robbed!"

"Yeah I know, way awesome!"

by chasingthehorizon January 20, 2008