Ham Roast

Whatever you want it to mean! It can be used in any context, tense, or form.

Dude, we just ham roasted them! We won by 64!

Kid: Mom, I'm so hungry!
Mother: There's some ham roast in the refridgerator.

Guy #1: Bro, what should my nickname be?
Guy #2: I don't know! Mine is Ham Roast!

by MrCJohnson3 March 18, 2010

Twat Roast

A large amount of females gathered in one place, a lot of times around food.

Guy 1: Dude i just went to see The Breakup with my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Wow a romantic comedy. Must have been full of girls.

Guy 1: Yeah, it was a total Twat Roast.

by Biggy_Smalls_ January 25, 2011

Slug Roaster

The act of one giving a man an Indian Burn on his erect penis.

"Tina got mad last night when I tried to insert my penis into her butt hole, she then turned around and gave me an intense slug roaster."

by SlugroasterROBBIE October 6, 2012

Rump Roast Syndrome

A condition in which a man or woman sees an incredible buttox, and feels the need to bite it, like a big plump juicy rump roast.

Dave:"Damn! That girls ass is so fine, man I just wanna bite it!" Jim: "Bro you got Rump Roast Syndrome"

by Creaturecat August 10, 2015

nut-roaster

Placing a hot sweaty scrotum on your partners head after a hard workout.

After that 100 mile ride my husband gave me a nut-roaster.

by buzztroll December 17, 2016

Ghost Roast

To roast someone by omission. Generally without them knowing they've been roasted.

"Did you see that congratulations email Lindsay sent? Yeah she totally Ghost Roasted Bryan and Michael by leaving them off! Sucks to suck."

by RoastyBee June 6, 2018

Salad roasting

Anal sex without lube. Because no lube will make it hot from all the friction and may even lead to burning. That's why it's a salad roasting as compared to salad tossing.

That girl is such a freak. She wanted anal and I didn't have lube but I did it anyway--I gave her a serious salad roasting!

by WooLIII May 8, 2018