Riley

A literal STUPID HEAD!!!

Why are you being Riley

by Iiiiiiiissshhhhkjjjj January 17, 2020

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A fat Asian chink who doesn't stop eating and talking and play games all night

Riley is as fat as a fucking whale
Who raids all the food
And will eat your dog cause he's asian

by Djfhahdbgn November 9, 2022

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A sexy man with a fat cock loves to run and is awesome and leads the Soviet union

Riley has a huge dick!

by Yee the ye yer December 10, 2018

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Someone with little to no understanding of basic human anatomy, let alone the functionality of most things for that matter. Will often ask you to engage with bizarre hypothetical situations.

Riley: Apparently, your eyes are supposed to adjust in the dark?
Anon: That's why your pupils expand, Riley.

by Colourfluff August 23, 2019

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The sweetest, most generous boy out there. He always likes to spread good vibes and wants to make sure everyone is having a good time. He’s incredibly sexy, with beautiful eyes and a striking smile. He is funny, wise, clever, and smart. So many people look up to him, as he puts on a leader persona. Whenever, you look at him you just want to kiss him, he’s perfect.

Girl: “hey have you met riley? He’s so smart and sexy”
Other girl: “i know, if it wasnt for his girlfriend i would slide in real quick”

by Lizzysavage October 21, 2018

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